This Is What Happens When Boats and Bad Ideas Collide
Captain of the Selfie Seas
She looks like she’s about to take this boat on a wild ride, but something about that perfect pose says otherwise. The neon bikini matches the energy, the tan is glowing, and the smile is giving confidence, but is that engine even on? The water behind her looks suspiciously still, almost like this is less of a boating trip and more of a photoshoot.
One thing’s for sure—nobody is questioning the aesthetic. The hair is effortlessly wet, the sunglasses are strategically placed, and the grip on the wheel is just tight enough to look convincing. Whether this boat moves is anyone’s guess, but at least the picture is already winning.
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