This Is What Happens When Boats and Bad Ideas Collide

Fast, Furious, and Probably Soaked

This guy looks like he just stole a top-secret briefcase and is now leading an elite team of agents on a high-speed water chase. The shades, the grip on the wheel, the sheer level of intensity—it’s got all the makings of a blockbuster action scene. The only thing missing is a helicopter closing in from behind and some dramatic theme music blasting in the background.

Realistically, though, this is a guy who hit the throttle a little too hard and is now pretending he meant to do that. The water explosion behind him says chaos, but the face says total control.

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