This Is What Happens When Boats and Bad Ideas Collide
Steering Straight Into the Feed
She’s got the classic Millennial-on-vacation pose down to a science—the peace sign, the duck face, the backward snapback like she just walked out of 2014. The bikini is bright, the sunglasses are oversized, and the attitude says, “Yes, I’m on a boat, and yes, you will see this on Instagram.”
She might be at the wheel, but this looks more like a photo op than a captain’s duty. The hat says “laid-back,” but the pose says, “Make sure this is my new profile picture.” If this boat ends up off course, at least we’ll know exactly when it happened—right after she hit the perfect angle.
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